((I ♥ HP™)) [DA] {MCRmy} asked:
Lol. My mom and I went to the mall today, and they were having a sale at Victoria’s Secret. We both got a bunch of funky underpants… all different colors and patterns and stuff. We were showing eachother our new underwear when we got home. It was hilarious. My mom even had a pair that was red and it said “happy holidays” all over it! It was soooo funny!
That was the last thing that made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe
I’d have to say….
the other day me and my mom got into the wrong car….lmao, you had to be there.
ok today me and a friend were eating at a restaurant. It was really silent and we were whispering to each other. This guy snorts into a napkin and the sound makes both of us laugh. My friend stops but I cannot control it, I try to keep it silent but that only makes it worse. I ran to the bathroom and let it all out in there… i felt embarrassed though… and somewhat rude.
i was watchin dis clips on this funny site and it was a camrera guy recording pron and then wen the pornstar was gone bust a nutt and the girls face his *** wen to the camera mans face i think he said like “oh no give me a napkin”
ill try to find link later,,,,,
That’s really funny!!
My friend told me a story. Here is is:
His friend, Jake was like “this girl is annoying me, what do you do what girls annoy you?”
my friend, with a pencil in his hand, goes “Wanna see a magic trick?”
If you’ve seen the dark knight you’ll understand. IDK why it was so funny but I cracked up!
haha that’s cute. Actually, the last thing that made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breath was with my mom too. We went to the movies and afterwards I had to *** so bad, so I just ran to the bathroom, went, and as I was washing my hands I caught sight of urinals in the mirror. My first thought was “Is this a mens and womens room?” and then I realized I had gone into the mens room! Luckily no guy walked in. Anyways, I ran out and my mom was laughing her a** off…and these two guys standing outside started laughing too…It was sooooo embarassing! But I couldnt stop laughing….good times.
i couldn’t really remember anything recently… i remember back in fifth grade i dunno why but i was cracking up in class and my friend was too about something, and then everyone started to come near me and start laughing too, idk
i think on the same day, later, i ask the teacher to see if we can make paper airplane and she was like yeah.. so i’m oked and we threw paper airplanes around the classroom: she was a pretty smart and eloquent teacher: the first person i ever notice that have green eyes, i think i remember her surprised face, then after a thought pause, she said yes
i mean the thing about her didn’t make me laugh, something just kicked in when i was in 5th grade that day and made me laugh amok. (to the thumb down)
after that day i was pretty blissful, and then someone cute came along
Well, I was at the state fair near the DNR (Department of Natural Resources) building. Outside they had a small pond with birds (geese, ducklings, swans) swimming around. I was leaning over the railing admiring the wildlife for about a half an hour – crazy right? Then – all of a sudden – this old lady grabs my arm and pulls me back. At first, I thought she was a little crazy… Then she showed me the huge spider that was crawling along the railing where my arms had been. I couldn’t stop thanking her! I **** spiders!!! After she left I just laughed my head off…. =D
today at dinner, we played the game were one person says one thing and the others name the first thing that comes into their mind.
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my sister said”apple”
and my mom said”orange”
then i said”tree”
and my mom got all confused,
and said howd you get tree from pie?
and yeah, ahhahaahhahahaha.
you had to be there
Yesterday on the A F V TV show, This little girl standing in line with other kids singing, was standing next to a boy who sneezed and a long string of snot was then hanging out. Well the look on her face as she watched this was hilarious.
I Coulden’t Breathe.
I laugh so hard it hurts at least once every 2 days, usually over nothing really. It’s important to laugh at yourself
well there was
“will you touch your weinnis to my mergina?”
and then there was this dead baby joke i heard
The last thing I can remember that made me laugh so hard that I couldn’t breathe ( almost pissed my pants )….
My sons’ friends were slap boxing. I had never heard of it or saw it so I let the teens go at it in the livingroom. The funny part was that the younger kid, who’s a big boy, was getting his “butt whipped” from the older, smaller kid.
I’ll try to set the scenario….The younger boy is about 5’11″, 200 lbs. The older boy is 5’2″, 130 lbs. The smaller boy was bouncing around like a monkey. They “slap boxed” for 5 minutes at a time. They would take as long in between as they needed. The younger boy would lie on the floor for few seconds to get his wits about him. The older was bleeding slightly. It was all in good fun. I would have stopped them had it gotten out of hand. They both agreed to slap and when the time was done…..Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.:)