Forbidden Holiday Gifts (any addittions?)?

Toy Soldier Nutcraker
Chia Pet Sets (of any kind)
Block Calendars
Office desk-top Christmas Light w/no ornaments
Fruit Cakes
GA Lottery Tickets
Discounted Perfume/Cologne Sets (unknown names of fragrances I wouldn’t put on a domestic pet)
Leopard Pattern Cummerbund
Homemade dubbed CDs of mixed holiday musicals
Solar Powered Calculators
Porcelain Figurines
Rabbit Ear Television Antenna (why?)
Fruity Flavored Candy Canes
Scented Candle Sets
“Yes We Can” 40-piece Dishware Set
Soap/Bath/Lotion Gift Baskets
Cheese/Sausage Gift Sets
Coffee/Latte Mug Sets
Holiday Designed Sweaters
Near real-like Poinsettias
Audio Cassette Tape of Christmas Music sung by Bing Crosby
Boxed Chocolates (unless it’s Godiva’s)
Holiday Lapel pins
Mini-light (battery operated) Key Chains
A pair of open Toe-Cowboy Boots
Gift Certificates to McDonalds
Imported (foreign) Crackers
Jane Fonda Exercise Tapes (VHS or Beta format)
Pet Rocks
Christmas Socks
Salt/Pepper or Spice Rack Set
BMW Windshield Wiper Blades